SEO Lemonade
"When life gives you lemons... suck on it!"
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We are SEO experts. SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.
See? Experts.
Lemonade
We know how to spell "lemonade."
Ahhh... refreshing.
Don't buy a lemon!
Would you trust somebody who doesn't know how to spell "lemonade"? Well, we do! It's right there in our URL: SEO Lemonade. Don't trust anybody who spells it any other way.
How 'bout them lemons?
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"Pick" Us!
I mean, seriously, how can you make a lemon-themed website without making this pun?
Why should you "Pick" Us?
We're SEO experts! We know what SEO stands for! It stands for Search Engine Optimization. See, isn't that impressive? We know what things stand for, which means we know things.
We know a lot about SEO-related things, like HTML, which stands for HyperText Markup Language. Wow. We impress ourselves.
We also know a lot about lemonade. Lemonade doesn't stand for anything, it's just lemon juice, water, and sugar. But at least we know how to spell it! You see, that's actually important for SEO, because search engines know what lemonade is but they don't really understand puns. Now that's dropping some knowledge!
We're Kind of a Big Deal*
We put this map of Manhattan here to make you think we're a New York agency! We're not, but we used to live in New York in the 80's or something! Isn't that fancy?
You know, SEO was all the rage back in New York in the 80's. Oh, yeah. You better believe it. I used to go to this club called Lemonade off 45th and 3rd and do countless lines of SEO off the toilet seats in the ladies bathroom. And that's why I have a deviated septum!
*Disclaimer: We are not, nor have we ever been, a big deal.
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